My name is Jonah, but some people call me Jonah the Cranky. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because I tell people that if they don’t get right with God, I’ll zap them with His wrath. Did I mention I’m a prophet? Been one my whole life. Once, in third grade, a little boy didn’tContinue reading “Jonah the Cranky: Zapping People with God’s Wrath since 700 BCE”
