My name is Jonah, but some people call me Jonah the Cranky. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because I tell people that if they don’t get right with God, I’ll zap them with His wrath. Did I mention I’m a prophet? Been one my whole life. Once, in third grade, a little boy didn’tContinue reading “Jonah the Cranky: Zapping People with God’s Wrath since 700 BCE”
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The difference between weeds and wheat
I told my wife that we were finally going to cultivate a beautiful garden this year . She looked at me skeptically: Were we really going to spend the money to have a nice yard? Were we going to invest time tending the soil, planting seeds, and making a brick path? No, none of that. Continue reading “The difference between weeds and wheat”